Heaven. Yeah. What's there to tell? It's a place filled with fluffy pink
bunnies, wine and beautiful naked women. At least, in your head, it's like
that. In reality, it's just stairs everywhere. I could kill the architect.
But what's the point?!
Here I sit, barefoot and being bored. When people first get here they
obsessively start running up the stairs. Anyway, they're hoping to meet
the big man and realizing that he's not home, nor does he answer calls or
take messages. Some of them slip into desperation and try to commit
suicide. Seriously: suicide? whatever...
On the subject of Jesus: all he ever did was tell fairytales to people
who'd believe anything. Lying is a mortal sin so he is in hell now. I
guess I just didn't like the kid in the first place (being a illegitimate
child and all), so I got rid of Jesus somehow. It's a shame. Just for
comparison: archangel Gabriel runs a strip club ever since I quit my job
and he's still in heaven.
Now get out of here. Go run up and down the stairs. I've got work to do. I
am the man, don't you know? Not that I feel like him - I'm just another
guy who's chilling on a flight of steps. The "believers" made me into
something I'm not, so I just threw out the white clothes, cut the damn
beard off (itched like hell anyway) and started sitting on stairs. So, if
you don't mind, I'd like to get back to that.
Written by the almighty *aap
Thanks man...You're always a BIG help...
Location: Switzerland // Zurich // @ work
Model - me
If you're asking yourself:" Why did he cut off the models' torso and head!?"
I did it on purpose..I tried to suggest space and to create a little suspense..
This looks like an illustration with the way it is done--the colors, the shadows--and I like it. It's very surreal, and it makes me wonder where I am. I love the cropping idea--it makes it so that anyone can see yourself there, thinking.
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